I’m not sure if she thinks she is a clown, but you see her often in clown makeup and other strange outfits. You are pretty sure it isn’t her job. Maybe a hobby gone over board? Either way she scares the heck out of you. Why not get her a gift? Gift giving is fun. Even to those that scare you. Hey you could make a new friend. Or have to move. Either way it would be a change from the passe, right.